Independent tiny-cat fan site
Tiny Cats.
Huge Crimes.
For people who have been emotionally manipulated by a kitten the size of a sandwich. Laugh at the suspects, adopt one, or learn how to survive bringing one home.
For people who have been emotionally manipulated by a kitten the size of a sandwich. Laugh at the suspects, adopt one, or learn how to survive bringing one home.
The useful stuff before your new suspect discovers electrical cords.
Food, litter, carrier, scratcher, toys, grooming and the stuff people forget until 11 p.m.
Cords, plants, windows, cabinets and other tempting felonies.
A gentler starting point for bottle babies and foster setups.
Our shopping guides separate actual named picks from broad browse categories. Specific recommendations go to specific products; browse links are clearly labeled as browse links.
Open the Evidence Locker →
Useful guides, written for people whose camera roll is already 73% cat.
Use established adoption services and local shelters. The goal is a forever home, not impulse shopping for a living creature.
Eventually: reader-submitted tiny crimes, useful kitten tips and the occasional evidence-room find.
We are building the submission side carefully so photos are used with permission rather than scraped from communities.
Submit / Contact →Make a shareable rap sheet or take the very unserious Smolness Test.
